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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

wallygraysonwest:

my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk

image

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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piccolowasablackman:

Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.

-SQUEES-

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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(Source: royallymonroe)