my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there